flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

Common Universal Natural Tendency by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

tendouism 

A religion in where we all STAN our daddy Tendou Satori 😏

Karla: BAKI BAKI🛐🛐NI 🛐🛐ORE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO?🛐🛐KOKORO🛐🛐 WO🛐🛐 DA🛐🛐 YO🛐 KONAGONA🛐🛐 NI 🛐🛐KUDAKE🛐🛐 NANI 🛐🛐WO🛐🛐 BRUKKO 🛐🛐 SEISHIN 🛐🛐 WO 🛐🛐 DA 🛐🛐 YO 🛐🛐
Alanie: What are you saying?
Karla: Its a prayer by Tendouism

tendouism by chiakis wife November 2, 2020

tendo satori 

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.

Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay

tendo satori by Insta is samandcolby.memes_ April 18, 2020

tendou 

Tendou is the #1 miracle boy, 100%not a monster, please stop bullying him :'D Petition to get Tendous bullies a death penalty-
HE'S SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE BOWL CUT WHEN HE WAS A SMALL CHILD OMG ALKSLKDLKLSDKLSKDLAKDLKDLKSLKDSLSKDLKLSLDKLSKD

"Baki baki ni ore, nani wo? Kokoro wo da yo! Konagona ni kudake, NaNi Wo?" -Tendou Satori, a.k.a. miracle boy
"Oh! It's Mr VaNiLlA~"

tendou by geneSUS January 24, 2021

chicken tendous 

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL

have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad

chicken tendous by Hinata..boke910 June 17, 2020

Tendou Kinnie 

Tendou kinnies. The most amazing people you can find out there. They are loyal, funny and it never gets boring with them. They're ready to get in trouble with you for doing dumbass energy stuff and are most of the time members of the alphabet mafia. They also probably had a rough childhood and are often questioning themselves :((

We love you!

Friend 1: Wow, you're so fun to be around!
Friend 2: thanks, I'm a Tendou kinnie

Tendou Kinnie by Kenmas Applepi January 24, 2021