tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by the cleaner April 30, 2006

tell it like it is 

To state what you believe to be true without forethought.

Usually, people who "tell it like it is" hate it when other people "tell it like it is" about them.

Trump: The FAKE NEWS media doesn't like me because I tell it like it is!!!

Bannon: The meeting at Trump Tower with Russians for dirt on Hillary was treasonous.

Trump: WAH, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS???

tell it like it is by Catty McGee January 4, 2018

tell it to me gay 

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

tell it to me gay by Master of beargreen March 4, 2024

let you tell it

The definition of let you tell it is another way of saying someone is lying or exaggerating the truth of a subject matter

Let you tell it you are the man the block, Let you tell it you are dating the sexiest women in town, Let you tell it your a wall street stock broker.

let you tell it by kutinboss June 11, 2016

Great Story Tell it again 

Phrase used at the end of someone's obnoxiously horrible story by everyone who heard it, in response to its pure stupidity. Almost always accompanied by claps and said in a chant, so it becomes:

"Grrreeaaaaat Story....Tell itttttt again!" (With one clap for each word)

Person 1: So yesterday I went to go get coffee, and it sounded really delicious, but the coffee shop was closed when I got there.

*Pause*

Everyone listening: "Great Story Tell it again" (chant)

Great Story Tell it again by pseudosecrecy February 20, 2009

i tell it how it is 

An excuse people with no filter use all the time

Friend: JOHN THATS AN EXTREMELY RACIST THING TO SAY AT A FUNERAL

John: I tell it how it is

i tell it how it is by Travy patty connoisseur November 6, 2022

That's a good story, tell it again 

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.

"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

That's a good story, tell it again by i am so cool. November 18, 2004