Emotional tampon 

A friendzoned male friend who thinks he can win over a girl by always being there to absorb her emotional outbursts.

'Yo Steve how was the dinner with Maria last night?'

'It was good! She wanted to rant about Bill. It seems he's into some other girls these days!'
'Dude! Grow a pair and stop being her emotional tampon!!'

Emotional tampon by Barlan March 29, 2019

unplug the tampon 

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.

Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

unplug the tampon by Theonetruebobo July 17, 2018

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.

Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004

tampon destructor 

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).

Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!

tampon destructor by Telephony November 7, 2014

Traffic Tampon 

A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.

We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.

Traffic Tampon by YB85 March 23, 2011

Meat Tampon 

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

Meat Tampon by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

tampon cult 

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

tampon cult by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021