tried my life

when someone suggests you do something so outrageous that it is an insult to your entire life.

Larry: Hey Jen, you wanna come over tonight? My parents are gone, and we can do whatever we like...
Jen: Uh...no. Not in your wildest dreams. You seriously just tried my life.

tried my life by missladylee June 23, 2009

tripadelic 

Anything that Blows Your Mind While trippin Out

That Funkadelic Shirt Was The Most Tripadelic thing I Ever Seen. I Need It.

tripadelic by JTO Man October 28, 2007

tried 

When some one steps to you and tries to get a reaction and you did nothing.

Daaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnn! Roger just tried the hell out of you!!!

tried by Richie Rich9219 April 30, 2006

Tried'it 

A person who has made an attempt at doing something amazing, cool, awsome or even witty and FAILS miserably. That person has "tried'it."

Person A: (Singing a high Note and misses)
Person B: TRIED'IT! Ohh! You sooo Tried'it.

Tried'it by Diego A. Chavez January 28, 2009

Tripe Whistle 

An expletive shouted at a particularly annoying individual, usually a young child. It is hoped that by shouting this that the child will become silent, more obedient, or both.

"Will you come off it, you little tripe whistle!"

Tripe Whistle by Dr. Gradus ad Parnassum December 31, 2012

tripeating 

Overstating. When a person goes beyond a point of explaining some thing repeatedly. Often, through high emotion or drunkenness. Bores you rigid with the regurgitation of emphasis about a certain theme. Repetition has already happened, yet the explanation is made again. Same story.

I had to walk out of the kitchen. Drunk Mary was tripeating about how she was wasn't drunk again. All she does is tripeat.

tripeating by the-city-winkle July 13, 2017

He Tripped and I Fell 

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

He Tripped and I Fell by JJBQ May 3, 2010