Surfin Bird

A-well-a everybody′s heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird′s the word
A-well-a don′t you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

John: Don’t you know about the bird
Sam: no which one
Emily: The surfin bird
Sam: What about the bird
John: Well everybody knows that the bird is the word
John: A-well-a bird, bird b-bird’s the word

Surfin Bird by tanzanitegem November 2, 2025

Surfin Seal

idk someone who's pretty GAY

somebody 1: surfin seal is like really gay i think

somebody 2: yeah probably

Surfin Seal by thetruehypothy April 17, 2026

Surfin Seal

idk someone whos pretty gay

somebody 1: bro theyre being such a surfin seal

somebody 2: im breaking up with you.

Surfin Seal by thetruehypothy April 17, 2026

java surfin' 

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

java surfin' by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

skeet surfin 

the art of surfin' with a 12-gauge shotgun to shoot pigeons while riding waves...

"skeet surfin...skeet surfin...skeet surfin... if everybody had a 12-gauge and a surfboard too, you'd see em shooting and surfin, from here to malibu..."

skeet surfin by iransan December 26, 2008

perf surfin' 

It's like "swag" but it's not; To ride that wave or trend with magnificence, or with outstanding presentation. You can take a picture of yourself in a surfer position, while presenting your very own style. It's doing your thing, your way, in the best way possible. To be perf in your own way.

Did you see what he was wearing today? He was totally perf surfin'.

perf surfin' by Srank Famuel December 23, 2012

Stair surfin 

The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.

I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin

Stair surfin by Ady Francis August 20, 2006