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Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.
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Electro Stimulation 

1) When you use electricity to stimulate nerve endings in your genitals. Usually to achieve pleasure and the Big O.
2) When you jack off with your dick in one hand, and phone in the other.
1) Kart De'Braun used electro stimulation to climax in Physics class.
2) Cody's parents took away his phone mid-whack, interrupting the electrons in his electro stimulation situuuuuuuation.

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price
WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie

flight simulator x 

"Flight Simulator X will be able to run above 20FPS in ten years"
~ NASA
Me: WTF!!!!
The Flight Simulator X Community: YEAH WTF!!!
flight simulator x by JackHorner October 25, 2006

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.
"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Pet Simulator X 

(also short for PSX or Adopt Me but worse)

is your local Child-Friendly Casino Game where Children are taught to gamble and lose their life savings and be addicted to casinos while they're young
*Pet Simulator X cutely defeats Adopt Me's "micro" transactions*
Pet Simulator X by woolf🦊 January 1, 2022

Yandere Simulator 

A game that is perpetually stuck within the alpha stages of development, it's development starting in 2014. Popularity peaked in 2015, around the time content creators such as PewDiePie and Markiplier played it. Has become notorious since, and for damn good reasons.
"I swear, if this burn out keeps up, this new game will become another Yandere Simulator to many."
Yandere Simulator by lumby4limbo February 18, 2020