The Stevenson Act 

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.

Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.

The Stevenson Act by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018

The Stevens Maneuver 

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.

She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.

The Stevens Maneuver by balltorture September 5, 2022

stevens creek trail

long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.

person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?

person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house

person 1: its bad at everyones houses

person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then

person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!

stevens creek trail by bongrippin December 27, 2011

Mighty Stevenson

When a man and a woman get naked and shit into each other's hands and then fight/wrestle each other.

Last night, me and the bae had a mighty Stevenson. It was horrible.

Mighty Stevenson by BiomeSchmeat June 3, 2014

Stevens Sunrise 

A sex act:
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.

My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.

Stevens Sunrise by theoutro June 6, 2020

Ted Stevens 

Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.

Ted Stevens said the Internet's a series of tubes.

He's Ted Stevens, he's always right.

Ted Stevens by Alamkan Countryball January 8, 2022

red bodied stevens 

a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body

Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.

red bodied stevens by Mike4205 June 8, 2009