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cunt splice 

a type of rope splice used to join two lines in the rigging of ships. The two ends are side spliced together with a gap between the two parts, forming a short section where the two lines lay side-by-side when taut.
Damn it! My cunt splice came apart.
cunt splice by hiromasasama May 15, 2009
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greatest thing since sliced bread 

That's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!
Splicer by Gagnar June 6, 2011
The new slang term to describe prety much any good thing. Most often used in place of fresh, as in freshly cut, sliced.
'Yo, d'you see his ride? Shit was sliced."
Sliced by DJFlashyFresh December 14, 2010

sliced cheese 

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"
sliced cheese by hai guyz November 3, 2005
Being high on the smoking blend spice.
Dude, im spiced.

That spice was great, im so spiced.
Spiced by sn0wman7 June 23, 2007