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socrastic 

Describing a way of being sarcastic by asking rhetorical questions in the fashion of Socratic dialogue. A portmanteau of "Socratic" and "sarcastic." Involves sarcasm by means of asking Socratic leading questions.
Some socrastic dialogues:

Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"

Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"
socrastic by Sky. Nevalson April 17, 2011

socratis 

is a greek name meaning fag...
today my friend was a socratis
socratis by i rock your world December 7, 2009

Socratin 

Sorta like Socratic but not. People say this right?
Just look at this Socratin knowledge being shared at this small little table. Is this really a table?
Socratin by Socratin Thinker Man December 28, 2011

Socratizzle 

shoot...only da most bad-ass nigga 2 eva postulate about love n' virtue and ish like dat.
Tyrone- Yo, biatch! Why aint you be comin' to my party?
Shanequa- Bitch ass nigga, cause iz gotz to read dis Socratizzle shiznat fo class tomorrow!
Socratizzle by nAaLdEiXa February 5, 2003

Socratian 

person who eats a lot of vegetables, chocolate but hates beavers and steaks
Dad: u little honey are so Socratian!
Daughter: Ty daddy!
Socratian by mastcaco June 10, 2015

socratical

To believe in ones self in the ability that they may release information of their homosexuality.
Cole was socratical and came out of the closet.
socratical by Papa Gosch November 15, 2010