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Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.
Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe

alaskin soaring eagle 

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy
"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"
Look at that kid vaping, such a sapingo.
Sapingo by Baukon November 5, 2018
Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.
Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .
Soaking by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

sopping wet 

A very wet vagina. Occurs naturally when very sexually aroused or when having naughty daydreams.
When she saw my manhood pushing against the zipper of my pants her impure thoughts caused her pussy to become sopping wet.
sopping wet by slicksal November 1, 2006