Smock 

A man will a microscopic cock

I am not have sex with him, he has a smock

Smock by Smock man April 18, 2022

smock job 

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

smock job by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

smock mock 

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.

Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!

smock mock by SomeMillerGuy January 1, 2008

Smock-time 

Smock-time is the time at which you smock someone. Smock-time is not a predetermined time, but a time set by the "smock-er." It is yelled approximately 8 steps from the victim, giving him time to make a fair getaway.

"SMOCK-TIME!!!!!!!!!" "OH SHIT!" *running, screaming and smocking ensues*

Smock-time by troxnor September 12, 2009

Smock blocked 

When your cute waiter's crotch is blocked from view because they have a smock or apron covering that area.

I was trying to peep what my waiter was packing in his pants, but I got smock blocked.

Smock blocked by ThirstyLittleMoose October 21, 2020

smock shot 

The act of cutting off the ears and hollowing out the head threw the ear drum.

During times of war they used to smock shot there pow's.

smock shot by Jordan Ruiz November 28, 2003

Smock Party 

A BAMF gay pride party where the attendees must wear different colored band aids on their bodies and a different colored nail polish on each finger nail.

Jeffree Star: omg, so are you're going to Greg's smock party?
Chris Crocker: any excuse to taste your rainbow, baby!

Smock Party by ilovechriscrocker&jeffreestar February 18, 2009