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noun; someone who attends or formally attended William Smith College (of Hobart and William Smith) and displays qualities stereotypical to that school, i.e. wearing of pearls, pastels, or Lilly brand clothing; driving a cherokee; getting drunk on cocktails; implying having come from "old" money or being related to a Kennedy; calling all girls sweetie.
Do I look like a smithee in this polo?

She drives a cherokee and attends alumni lacrosse games in pastel capris-- she has totally become a smithee mom.
smithee by fizzo June 11, 2006
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Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.
To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

spitzered by fess April 21, 2008

smitherines 

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.
If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.
smitherines by Garrett May 29, 2003

shittered  

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!
Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

shittered by amh4424 December 17, 2008

mithered 

Mithered means to be moaned at alot or to be hassled alot.
"Come online"
"In A Minute"
"Come Online Nooooooow"
"Fine!"
'Hey Guys, I'm online coz Bob Mithered me to come on.
mithered by Steve Mabbutt April 21, 2008

tube steak smothered in underwear 

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.
"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."