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Britney Speared 

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
Britney Speared by Mykie G April 9, 2010

Shmeared 

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.
He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.
Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.
I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!
Seared Tuna by dmktx7 December 12, 2010
A word to express a combination of being sad, mad, and scared.
My ex baby-daddy keeps trying to break into my house! I'm SMARED about it!

I don't speed while driving 'cause if I get pulled over I'd be smared!!
Smared by LadyFromVegas April 30, 2011
The act of making sandwiches using only meats.
There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
Smeated by That's Baloney May 27, 2019

Britney Speared 

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
Britney Speared by badugah February 21, 2009