shartastical 

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks

Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL

shartastical by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

shitastic 

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

shitastic by jheremy December 19, 2008

sartastical 

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

sartastical by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

shitastic 

Something allegedly fantastic or good that you know to actually be unbelievably shitty.

Person A: Everyone likes dogs because they're so great. You like dogs, right?
Person B: Yeah, dogs are shitastic.

shitastic by John_the_WOTist March 13, 2003

Shitastic 

The felling that over comes a person after taking a shit that makes you feel good.

Tim was feeling like shit all day untill taking a massive shit now he feels shitastic.

Shitastic by I am Sean February 22, 2009

shitastic 

shitty ass kinda day

i had the most shitastic day when everything was going wrong AND THEN it rained

shitastic by Anonymous June 13, 2003

shitaristical 

Something so shitty it's almost good. Almost. (See also: shitarific)

Wow, that book was shitaristical!

shitaristical by Kwizbit December 14, 2009