Shay Shear

The Coolest Mother fucker in the world and wont back down to nothing.

Hey bro if you don't back off i'm going to Shay Shear you!!

Shay Shear by Richard Harry Cranium July 17, 2012

billy shear's

Billy Shear's Was "Paul's McCartney Replacement" that got started in a hoax the "Paul Is Dead" rumor so the rumor go's like this so the hoax says that in the late 60s paul got in a car crash and died bla the beatle's made a lookalike contest it was "billy shears" and the beatles told him how to look like him and sing like him and bla bla bla its fake!

someone dumb "did you know that the paul thats alive is dead and fake the fake one is called billy shear's

Someone who has a brain "Did You Know Thats FAKE!

the dumb one "nO iTs nOt Let me tell me the story of how this happen blabblablsblablablablablal"

the smart one "okay goodbye"

billy shear's by the 2nd doctor May 4, 2022

as shear folly 

To folly in the first.

as shear folly by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Blind Shear Ram 

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.

Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!

Blind Shear Ram by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Spears-shear 

Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.

Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"

Ochris: "Legal, obviously."

Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."

Spears-shear by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008

leona shear

big fat McDonalds whale

oh my gosh, did you see her! she's such a leona shear!

what a cow!

leona shear by dayra villot February 25, 2023

Main Shear

Someone who just lost 9 pounds and has a bunch of cross eyeds in his family tree

Main shear just ate a corn dog in front of me

Main Shear by Main Shear 2 January 24, 2024