Shamwow'd 

Someone/something has mopped the floor with you in an efficient manner.

You've just been shamwow'd.

Shamwow'd by 1001010010101 February 11, 2009

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

Shamwowed by c0llister May 2, 2009

shamwow a hoe 

to beat a bitch that bit you

this bitch bit me im gonna "shamwow a hoe"

shamwow a hoe by toofresh425 April 6, 2009

Shamwow 

When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.

The male equivalent of anti-viagra

Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....

Shamwow by Piece Of Work February 27, 2010

ShamWow-worthy 

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"

ShamWow-worthy by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009

shmower 

Jerking off in the shower.
VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

shmower by Nick D February 8, 2003

Shameover 

An overwhelming feeling of shame that comes the morning after a long night of binge drinking. Often characterized by feelings of regret about what you said or did while you were wasted along with the regular symptoms of a hangover.

Dude, I got really drunk last night and sang "jitterbug" karaoke and I've got a total shameover.

Shameover by Christopher C. Cook July 16, 2006