scuttering fuck 

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

scuttering fuck by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

pork shutters 

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

pork shutters by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

scuttered 

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.

I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.

scuttered by Blood January 7, 2005

Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.

Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!

Throwing Back The Shutters by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

scutter 

a scutter (if you're from England) is someone who doesn't wash, has no job but sits on their stale asre watching trisher/kilroy all morning. They usually sport an huge collection of gold jewellery (purchased from Argos) and call their children- babby as apposed to baby.

Watch tv chatshow Trisha (if you're not at work that day!) the "guests" on that show will give you a rough idea. Tattoos, mullet,leggins etc....

scutter by cluck July 23, 2003

scutterbug 

being in the bottom of a social circle, also another word for gossip.

don't be such a scutterbug!

scutterbug by thetreeoutside October 15, 2010

Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.

Would you ever shut up, ya scutterin' gobshite ?

Scutterin' gobshite by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008