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sargent senpai 

me: hey look it's sargent senpai.

friend: .........

me: i mean josh.
sargent senpai by lauren lana February 8, 2017

sargent stiff 

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.
Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants
sargent stiff by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

sargent schultz shot

In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.
I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."
sargent schultz shot by profpaulv September 23, 2020

Sargent Johnson 

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
Sargent Johnson by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021

Sargent Houndo 

A hound dog that happens t have a Sargent ranking in the military
Sargent Houndo grabbed his gun and quickly dodged the swarm of bullets behind him
Sargent Houndo by Chikabille November 21, 2021

First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"