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stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.
Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

be realistic 

Look, I know you think you should actually be paid for doing all of this creative work; but, come on, be realistic, you're getting some great exposure here.

a realistic 

Someone who thinks of things in a realistic manor. An opposite of a realistic is a hopeless romantic.
For example ; you don't have dreams about fairy tales or love. You just go with the flow, basically. & let things fall into place without over thinking. A realistic is someone who might not believe in love unless proved wrong.

GIANT-REALISTIC-FLYING-TIGER 

It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?
"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"

Simple Realistic 

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile
Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(
Simple Realistic by CyteX July 18, 2020