randoji 

A completely random meaningless emoji used in a text message on purpose. Random + Emoji = Randoji.

Texter #1: What are you up to tonight?

Texter #2: (Insert randoji)

Texter #1 : I'm confused.

Texter #2: Perfect.

randoji by JS85 November 23, 2015

Randish 

When a person speaks or writes as if they have had a stroke, but haven't.

Your statement made no sense. It was very randish

Randish by supertickly April 25, 2020

Awkward Random 

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.

"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

Awkward Random by The Offical Harry Styles November 8, 2020

Random crits are fair and balanced 

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason* 

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.

You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason* by ave_scientia May 28, 2018

random braker 

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.

TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

random braker by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006

lol so random xd

A sarcastic statement mocking the type of netspeak that is popular among 12-17 year olds. When spoken in word, it is spoken in a serious (thus ironic) voice while pronouncing the "xd" as "ex dee".

You're wearing a Hot Topic Invader Zim shirt, huh? Well would you look at that, he's riding a moose and Gir is eating a taco. Lol so random xd.

lol so random xd by                   June 29, 2011