pucker factor 

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

pucker factor by tradesman June 9, 2003

pucker hole 

human anatomy: the anus or asshole

How would you like to come over and rim my pucker hole tonight?

pucker hole by txboyfr August 27, 2006

pucker up 

"Pucker up" means to stick out your lips ready to kiss somebody or something, the pursed movement your lips make in preparation for a kiss.

Pucker up and kiss me!

pucker up by ooomg August 29, 2009

Pucker Juice 

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

Pucker Juice by Eaton Holgoode July 7, 2016

Pucker Factor 

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.

"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.

Pucker Factor by CrowTard April 16, 2006

pucker up 

southern term for kiss me

"Pucker up baby"

pucker up by JAMES MATT November 19, 2014

Pucker Plugged 

A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.

Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.

Pucker Plugged by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015