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Friend Pruning 

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace
Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.
Friend Pruning by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Dude Pruning 

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.
Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

Straight Pruning 

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.
Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."
Straight Pruning by Robsan January 15, 2017

Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
Facebook Pruning by Emadrio October 20, 2010

Facial Pruning 

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.
Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.
Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared
Basford-Pruning by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013