preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

preparing for the flood by zachnnn December 12, 2008

Preperating 

Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating

Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating

Preperating by Im a fish kisser July 27, 2017

Preparation H 

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.

I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!

Preparation H by QuacksO January 13, 2015

perpatrating. perping 

up to no good. mischievous

Kelley was perpatrating. perping when she silently devised a plan to prank her friend.

perpatrating. perping by cuesta87 October 28, 2013

Preparation H 

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

Preparation H by Kyle June 13, 2004

butt naked perpatrating hoe 

a naked jealous female that interrupts mutual strokage and wants to join in on the action

My fucking naked friend Sandy interupted me and Gary performing meat curtain bangage, so therefore she is a butt naked perpatrating hoe

butt naked perpatrating hoe by Rayford Legions February 27, 2008

Preparation H 

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

Preparation H by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021