Pissed Off 

Annoyed, extremely annoyed.

I was very pissed off when my definition for Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass was rejected for the third time, despite the fact that there was nothing wrong with it. I read why it might not of been posted, and nothing was wrong with it!

Pissed Off by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

driving like a pissed off teenager 

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

driving like a pissed off teenager by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

keep me posted 

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

keep me posted by douche1998 May 2, 2015

posiedons kiss 

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

HELLA PISSED 

The term or phrase expressing ones feelings towards something or someone. It was truly made legendary by youtube star Kingsley, normally expressed with a frustrated or angry and a wide eyed expression.

Person 1: I didn't like Eastenders last week, the storyline made me feel HELLA PISSED!

Person 2: I liked it.

HELLA PISSED by stopfronting1234 January 12, 2012

I pissed myself 

Please send help

I’m not joking I pissed myself

I pissed myself by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Pissed-offedness 

degree or level of irritation or to which one is pissed.

No matter your level of pissed-offedness screaming will not fix the problem

Pissed-offedness by Maddison Knox March 30, 2009