pooves 

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

pooves by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

poobes

Hair on/around your anus

Sometimes when you wipe your ass too hard you pull out some poobes.

poobes by Cam April 4, 2005

Pommes 

1)Australian offensive word meaning British people.
2)French word meaning apple(s) (singular-pomme)

"i hite poms, thire ackccent ais so davicult to heear, dont u thin?"
"fuck ya maite, im bloody bri-ish, bitch!"

"j'aime prend le pommes, do u rick?"
"Wtf, dont be gay, when did u start learnin french anyway?"

Pommes by Slamdunc March 11, 2006

poofest 

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

Poofessor 

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

Poofessor by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

PommesPanzer 

A person who is fat as fuck and is eating all the time.
A pommespanzer has something of a german tank and will probably die on diabetis.

"RATATATATATAATATATTATATATATAT der PommesPanzer rollt"

PommesPanzer by Siggie Heiler September 9, 2017