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bung podling 

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.
"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.
bung podling by Tbird December 14, 2008
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An absolutely amazing person, very pretty and deserves the world. Usually linguistically talented and has a habit of travelling around and not staying in one place for too long. She always speaks her opinion and when she sets her mind on something, there is nothing holding her back. WATCH OUT she is probably one of the most beautiful people you have ever seen and can steal your heart in a second, with her love for friends, family, animals and all living beings she is a real joy to be around.
Did u see that girl polina? She is not only smart but also incredibly beautiful
Polina by .strawberrycheesecake April 11, 2020
polina is me and all polina’s are great hello other polina’s have a nice day i hope you have a very fulfilling life goodbye
polina is very bored rn
polina by poopoopolina November 30, 2019

Polignorant correctness 

1. Espousing, supporting, defending, or professing as good any matter of action ideology religion or belief which you know nothing about in order to appear intelligent, informed, humane, noble, or prestigious.

2. The action of righteously stating ones position on a matter without sufficient research or knowledge to be responsibly making such statements.

3. The habit of irresponsibly making claims on a debatable issue without the work of educating oneself beforehand; the goal is to look good in the eyes of others.

4. Dishonestly speaking as if knowledgeable about an issue with a firm public statement of opinion. It has the effect of disserving the public discourse on an issue by disregarding verifiable facts.

5. Posing as informed on a topic in order to get others to admire you.

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Polignorant correctness scenarios:
Stating at a dinner party, "Global warming is a myth!" without checking the science behind the claims of the scientists. The speaker gives the impression that they have a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Commentator on a news channel saying, "Islam is a peaceful religion" without researching the scriptural basis for the Islamic terrorist actions that just occurred. The commentator gets to appear understanding and humane without any research required.

Professing "All cultures and societies are equal in merit and achievment" as if one had extensively studied and found that to be the case. The speaker looks understanding and vastly educated.
The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009
hi my name is polina and i’m bored of your name is polina i hope you have a very nice life and an abundance of happiness we’re probably all russian or slav and cool people:)
polina is bored
polina by poopoopolina November 30, 2019

piling system 

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.
I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.
piling system by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010