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Plenty-nine 

An age that covers all the legal possibilities with none of the humiliating decreptitude associated with aging.
Happy birthday! How old are you?

Plenty-nine.

Plenty of Fish 

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars

So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"
Plenty of Fish by Keep it REEL November 27, 2015

plenty of time 

Acronym for pot, sometimes used as a code word when asking people if they have any herb.
Bob: Do you have any time?

Frank: Yeah, I have plenty of time.
plenty of time by Jojwjwjejej December 25, 2013

plenty of hoes in the streets

similar to 'plenty of fish in the sea'

just for hoes.
Adam: I dont know about this girl.

Mo: Plenty of hoes in the streets my man.

Centy plenty 

Being so right about something that you are a hundred percent confident in yourself many times over. Can be used in place of hundy p.
Chadwick: Crypto will centy plenty double in value over the next year
Bill: Since you're so sure, I better start investing too!
Centy plenty by ravenoustomahawk January 16, 2022

the most plenty of fast internet

An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!