mr pitts 

is a fag. he enjoys ejaculating all over his young children.

Many agree that Mr Pitts should be sucked into a glacier .
Man, that mr pitts is a fag
I hope mr pitts realizes that he is a horribly sick man and raping his daughter/son/and trilobite roleplaying wife everyday is not legal.
Mr pitts penis was made into chunky beef stew on the island of guatamala.

mr pitts by caitlin555sgsgdjhfjhrje December 24, 2008

Brad Pitts 

Meaning the word armpits.

"I've got right sweaty brad pitts."

Brad Pitts by Jon Warham July 3, 2007

brad pitts 

Subtle way of talking about arm pits

If you were around a group of friends and your crush was there, you're not exactly going to want to burst out 'I'VE GOT SWEATY ARMPITS', so instead you can say that brad pitt is spitting or something. clever no?
can also be said on first name terms.. i.e. brad, brad's, bradley's

person 1- how hot are they?!
person 2- oh so hot
person 1- yeah
person 2- shame about those brad pitts
person 1- yeah

girl 1- shit i forgot my razor
girl 2- shit!
girl 1- now everyone is going to see brad's hair!

brad pitts by fuckingfartalot December 18, 2011

Zane Pitts 

A flaming faggot with long hair, Zane Pitts like to think of themselves as "Tough" a "Badass" But in reality, the biggest pussy known to man kind. These pussys can be found at Arcata highschool in the pussy parking lot with there pussy friends, They think if they join the army it will aspire them to be what they want to become, but these pussys will NEVER be a badass.

Pussy, Justin beiber, Faggot, Bitch, Nipples, Zane, Pitts, Zane Pitts, Arcata

Zane Pitts by That nigga widda dick in yoass September 24, 2011

Talan Pitts 

Talan Pitts is such a strong handsome man who Carried 100 women on his large penis. If you meet a boy or mad named talan you should kiss him on his lips because they taste like strawberries. Talan Pitts penis is so large he created the Grand Canyon. He tried to stick his penis through it and he made cracks all on the canyon. Talan Pitts likes girls with the name Allie. So if your name is allie you have a %99 chance of dating talan.

You are such a Talan Pitts with you very large Penis.

Talan Pitts by 1561 March 19, 2017

Eddy Pitts 

a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger

oh no here comes Eddy Pitts! everyone hide your food!

Eddy Pitts by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018

Jim Pitts 

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

Jim Pitts by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006