A condition in which you have lots of pretty women around you and that you hang out with, but they all are not interested or are just straight up bitches
I feel so platted, but i really wish at least one of these girls wasn't a bitch
Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"
"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."