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Pharaoh’s Curse

Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse
My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.
Pharaoh’s Curse by Sandman747 August 12, 2023

pharaoh man 

Pharaoh Man is a boss in the video game Mega Man 4, or Rockman 4 in Japanese. He claims to have over a thousand Mummira working for him, and you can find some of them throughout his level. Pharaoh Man himself is super difficult, though. He constantly jumps around the room throwing sun discs at you, and then a slash shot which should be easier to avoid. However, if you have Flash Stopper after defeating Bright Man, he becomes super easy to defeat. I highly recommend fighting Pharaoh Man after Bright Man.
Annoyed Gamer: "I keep losing to Pharaoh Man!"
Advisor: "Have you tried using Flash Stopper to freeze him in place and shoot him?"
Annoyed Gamer: "I don't have Flash Stopper... Where do I get it?"
Advisor: "It's in Bright Man's stage, which is easy to complete."
Annoyed Gamer: Thanks!
pharaoh man by Mike&Ike7828 December 11, 2022

Pharaoh's Curse 

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.
"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

Pharaoh's Curse 

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"
Pharaoh's Curse by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

Thunderbitchen' Pharaoh 

An Egyptian leader who gets a lot of ass. Like A LOT of ass. There is literally no limit to the quantity of ass acquired by a thunderbitchen' pharaoh.
That guy's such a thunderbitchen' pharaoh

The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse