petter 

A petter is a wonderful, nice, hot, sexy, extremely talented person. Everybody loves a petter, whatever he does.
from rumors it's said a petter always got a huge penis.

Hot girl 1: Omg there is petter!!
Hot girl 2: OMFG I want him in my pants!

petter by dajnamajt June 12, 2011

Potted Meat 

....Otherwise referred to as "Dog Food Sandwiches".

Smashed, processed meat in the form of purina dog chow that is edible by humans. Can be served with a delectable dill pickle and gouda cheese.

"Son, I packed your favorite in your lunch bucket today, potted meat and cheese!"

"Your neck smells somewhat like potted meat"

Potted Meat by Chingow April 5, 2010

hairy petter 

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

hairy petter by JChao February 26, 2008

Petter Northug 

When a woman gives two guys a handjob using ski-movements. Similar to the Oddvar Braa, except the finish.

The girl pulled a Petter Northug last night!

Petter Northug by TinaBettina December 4, 2013

Pitted 

"Dirty" or "Muddy". Of North Eastern English origin, likely related to the the dirty coal mines or "Pits" that were found there in industrial England.

"I've got mud all over my trousers I'm pitted"

Pitted by Blooplestiltskin March 17, 2019

pottedpissplant69 

funny tiktoker and cool and funny and yes

pottedpissplant69 is funny and the best tiktoker

pottedpissplant69 by Supersonic967 June 22, 2021

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

Ninja Petter by bravo delta August 19, 2011