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Perry Saturn 

Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver
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Perry Saturn by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009
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Piper Perry 

An adult actress/pornstar who lives/lived in Crystal Lake, Illinois. She got arrested with acid when she was 17. Her real name is Kayli J. Charlette.
She also does porn with her dad, Ray Charlette.
Rumors be told Ray introduced her to the act when she was too young.
Person1: I was hanging out with snitches of Crystal lake while chillin in Mchenry yesterday.
Person 2: Nice did you get to fuck Piper Perry. Heard shes free on weekdays.
Piper Perry by Latin_KKinGZ October 2, 2021

perry the platypus 

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”

Patrycja 

Patrycja has BDE that you can’t deny. Once you meet a Patrycja, your life will never be the same. She is beautiful, has the best laugh and smile, and is amazing in bed. Once you hook up with her, you’ll know she is your soulmate. You will crave her attention and touch for the rest of your life. She spells her name with a sexy j, not just a boring i. She has tattoos that complete her mesmerizing look. You have to be special to keep a Patrycja.
I’m so in love with Patrycja!
Patrycja by TGG27 June 28, 2019

perryitis 

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.
"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.
perryitis by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

Patrycja 

Patrycja is an amazingly smart, hot beautiful girl who cares about everyone and never gives up she is a fighter and knows what she wants. Patrycja always gives it her all at anything whether it's something she loves to something she hats and while always make sure that she's done everything that she can. She's has an amazing smile that lights up anyone's day and often makes the men and woman around her just drown in happiness her bubbly personality is also draws people towards her. All the men around her just simply fall in love with her but watch out if you do something to tick her off she can go off on you but she is very quick to calm down. Of course men just can't stay away so if you want her you'll have to be prepared to get your hands dirty.
Oma gosh that girl is such a Patrycja and I love it"

"Look at Patrycja over there rocking that dress"
Patrycja by H3110M4N90p October 27, 2018

Perrypocalypse 

An event on tumblr that was cause by the chaos family (a group of sanders sides countdown) that invaded fanders' tumblr dashes. The event included a bunch of people spamming pictures of perry the platypus and spamming people's askboxs/submissions with pictures of perry the platypus. The two main blogs that took part in this event were @orange-side-please-appear and @wheresvirgilsspidercurtainstho
@where-is-the-morningstar: Make sure to reblog this point if you don't want to be included in the perrypocalypse!

Fander 1: Did you see the perrypocalypse on tumblr??
Fander 2: Yeah! It took up my whole dash!
Perrypocalypse by CurtOfAin October 27, 2020