Petefoss 

Some ugly, deceased reject that does a terrible Steve Irwin impression on his sorry ass youtube video. His untimely death came just after his senior year at Esperanza High School when he decided to hop in a vehicle and race some idiot on a major street while intoxicated. I say untimely because frankly, it wasn't soon enough! Good riddance to garbage, you won't be missed you loser ass, party doucher hahaha

See that dented pole? That's Petefoss!

Bro 1: "Hey I'm drunk and stupid, Let's race down a street!"

Bro 2: "Whoa there, broham, don't you go pulling a Petefoss on me now!"

That guy over there is skinny and tall and stupid-looking. Looks just Like Pete!

Burn Pete alive!

Petefoss by Peteloss January 4, 2012

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.

omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021

pete evans 

A crispy white dog shit

I was at the park with my son the other day when he ran up to me holding a Pete Evans yelling icecream icecream !

pete evans by pete evans March 7, 2017

Petek 

One of the most cutest girls you will ever meet. She's is a load, bubbly, friendly and a caring person. Can sometimes be stubborn and argumentative and will do anything to get her view across.

That girl is so friendly, she's such a Petek!

Petek by anon3747658 November 30, 2013

Pedo pete 

An affectionate name Hunter Biden gave Joe Biden in his phone

I just got a call from Pedo Pete

Pedo pete by Ol roy July 11, 2022

Peedar 

The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).

"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."

Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012

Pedo Pete 

Let's go Brandon!

I heard Pedo Pete showers with his daughter, allegedly.

Pedo Pete by Peter Henderson July 11, 2022