Perched 

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

Perched by Dock13 April 23, 2015

Perched 

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

Perched by Perched November 19, 2018

Pethedic

Pethedic is how hot ass stupid ppl spell pathetic but refuse to put in the time to spell it “correctly” bc there a god

You are a pethedic bitch

Pethedic by Fuck_me_kody<3 June 11, 2022