Soy un perdedor 

Literally meaning "I'm a loser."
I think it is Spanish.

"Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"
-Beck, loser

Soy un perdedor by The Master of Disaster November 22, 2004

permadole 

Word describing individuals who seem to be eternally unemployed. Derived from 'permafrost'

Those street corner punks are pure permadole. They loiter about all day and night.

permadole by chedwardall January 11, 2009

Perpedic

A Hero, a saver of America, pure manliness and courage.

What we need to defeat the Taliban is a real "Perpedic" of a man.

Perpedic by Sandy Gallagher November 7, 2011

Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

Permergency by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

Permadrunk by Saving The Angels June 6, 2010

Sherm permer

Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.

Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!

Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!

Sherm permer by Da Jearler June 2, 2010