Paralizer 

A delicious alcoholic beverage:
Tall Glass, filled with ice,
1 shot Vodka,
1 shot Kahlua
Coke-a-cola almost to the top,
And a dollop of Milk.
Sounds gross, tastes delicious!

"Why do they call them Paralizer's? I drank six of them and could still walk!"

Paralizer by Jameson Jay January 10, 2010

punalized 

To be punished and penalized simultaneously.

The loosing football team was punalized after the game when a field goal was overruled.

punalized by WhamTam January 11, 2019

penisizer 

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

penisizer by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

penalise

Imposing a penalty for penis envy

For both pro penis and sans penis good performance must be achieved with apparent ease, because penile habits are often regarded with suspicion and are often known to penalise.

penalise by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Penalized 

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

Penalized by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015

Penisizer 

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

Penisizer by Franksta June 5, 2003

Penalized 

When you get fucked in the anus

Wanna get penalized

Penalized by Merklliop April 11, 2019