Parasite 

Someone who loves paramore so much theyll do/say anything to figure out why you dont.

When i told my friends that i didnt like paramore, those parasites started hounding me and telling me that i dont know what music is, that hayley williams is like the voice of our generation and that theyre gonna let me borrow riot and everything we know is falling.

Parasite by tig ol' biggins October 3, 2009

parasite 

A borderline obsessive compulsive fan of Paris Hilton

You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.

parasite by weasley June 29, 2004

parasite 

one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact

Peter Hastings, currently at Laguna Beach High School

parasite by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005

Parasite 

A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.

"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"

"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."

Parasite by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012

Parasite 

Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.

You got a job at the water park? Let’s parasite that place!

Parasite by Mattefinished January 17, 2020

Parasite 

A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.

Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.

Parasite by Youaremyprincesses, remember? April 30, 2022

Parasite 

1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.

2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.

People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.

Parasite by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016