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This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.
“What religion are you?”
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Average facts I suppose:

The Panzer IV was a German medium tank. Panzer is an abbreviation of PanzerKampfWagen. The Panzer IV was the backbone of the German army during WW2 that served in basically every conflict and was the 2nd most produced German tank during WW2, with the most produced German tank being the Sturmgeschutz III built on the Panzer III hull. In a meeting about the shortage of Panzer III Hitler brought up that could use the Panzer IV hulls, and thus the Sturmgeschutz IV was born or StuG IV for short.

A short description of the versions:

Panzer IV Ausf. A
Low velocity 75mm gun made for firing HE or High Explosive in layman's terms, made for infantry support. The low velocity gun remains until Ausf. F2 or G.
Thiccest armour plate is 20mm thicc.
Max speed of 31 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. B
Glacis plate armour increased to 30mm.
Max speed: 42 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. C
Turret armour increased to 30mm.
Better engine.

Panzer IV Ausf. D
The most important changes was better armour, especially on the gun mantlet.

Panzer IV Ausf. E
Simply better armour and a new cupola (the thingy hatch ontop).

Panzer Iv Ausf. F1
More armour (naturlich) with wider tracks to lower ground pressure. With some tweaks to the engine, sprocket wheels (large wheels driving the tracks forwards) and rear idler wheels (the wheel large wheel in the back on this tank).
Murican: How the fuck is that Panzer IV drifting!?
Professional physics defier: Panzer go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Panzer Dragoon Saga 

A critically acclaimed post-apocalyptic Role Playing Game released exclusively for the Sega Saturn console in early 1998.

Memorable characters, immersive narrative, haunting visuals, cutting edge voice acting - a vast, sprawling epic which was arguably unsurpassed at the time.

The game was largely overshadowed by that of several other blockbuster hits from the same year - Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid and the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time all helped to ensure that this masterpiece of a game somehow went virtually unnoticed.

Despite its limited release and relative obscurity, the game has since garnered a cult following and is now recognised as one of the best RPGs of all time.

Developer Team Andromeda disbanded after its publication, and the Saturn’s demise followed shortly thereafter.
Panzer Dragoon Saga remains the best video game that you’ve probably never played.
Panzer Dragoon Saga by Slimemon March 23, 2017

Panzer Of The Lake 

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?
Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi
Panzer Of The Lake by ihandlethisidk September 3, 2022

panzer soldat

German-large soldier
The mini boss in the Black Ops 2 Zombies map "Origins" and the Black ops 3 map "Der eisendrache"
One of two mini bosses on the map "Revelations"
Rise from the shadows, panzer soldat!
panzer soldat by Venom sans January 31, 2017

panzer whore 

How in the hell is using a panzer skill? You aim in a general direction and fire! If you aim and shoot, you'll get around an 85% chance of killing him. Wolfenstein on XBOX LIVE is possibly the funnest game online, until there are a bunch of panzer whores.
BlindFury89 was gibbed by Pizdets panzer.

BlindFury89: Goddammit! You fucking panzer whore! Stop spawn camping!
WolfPlayer: Seriously! Learn on using that MP40!
Pizdets: Oh shut the fuck up! You guys need to learn how to play the game!

Pizdets has been kicked out of the server by BlindFury89.

BlindFury89: That oughta shut him up!
panzer whore by Mr. XBOX April 21, 2004

Panzer Dragoon

A very innovative and fun to play 3D science fiction/role-playing game/shooter from SEGA. In the game, you, armed with a laser gun, ride on a morphing dragon, and open up a can of whupass at a wide variety of enemies, all Hell-bent on blasting or eating you. Panzer Dragoon was released on the SEGA Saturn in 1995, Panzer Dragoon 2: Zwei in 1996, and Panzer Dragoon Saga/RPG (a.k.a: Azel) in 1997. The fourth game of the series, called Panzer Dragoon Orta, was released for the Microsoft X-Box in 2002.

Basic storyline (you need to play the games in order to fully understand).
It features a post-Apocalyptic future where the abuse of genetic engineering and technology caused the near extinction of the human race. The survivors, scattered across the globe, tried to salvage what useful technology they could find while having to cope with the newly-created monsters which craved human flesh.
I'm glad I never sold my copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. The gameplay is worth more than the $300.00 I can get by selling it on Ebay.com. Suckers.
Panzer Dragoon by AYB February 19, 2003