Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

Shit Palming by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015

pussy palming 

the action of someone palming ur pussy and lifting you into the air.

‘he’s so strong he was pussy palming me’

pussy palming by daddybuscemi November 26, 2020

Caveman palming 

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.

"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."

Caveman palming by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021

face-palming 

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

face-palming by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016

monkey palming 

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.

Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...

monkey palming by P2E June 7, 2010

hot palming 

1. the practice of getting your hands as hot as you can physically handle and then jerking it
2. jerkin it with icy hot (or equivalent)

"dude, how'd you burn your hand?"
"put it in the toaster for some hot palming"
"ow!"

hot palming by hottentot23 August 23, 2011

dry palming

Jerkin' the gerkin without any lube, usualy while regailing over some pr0n

Spanky was so hot for his old man's pr0n that he was dry palmin' it.

dry palming by DoogZ January 16, 2004