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Paintbrush sex 

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.
Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..
Paintbrush sex by The_Arteest December 30, 2022
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paintbrush dick 

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.
He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.
paintbrush dick by Unchbo March 20, 2017

Paintbrush scrunchie

The metal area of a paintbrush that connects the bristles and the wood. Recently referenced in Moriah Elizabeth’s video ‘painting paintbrushes’
The paintbrush scrunchie was made from a silver metal

Paintbrush Luis 

A person who always has hair up like a paintbrush and usually has slurred speech and acts high.
Luis: Did u ride ride that go up and down and up and down.

Regular Human: Yep he's a Paintbrush Luis

Paintbrush/pen 

Is a pathetic bitch with no life. Never really liked him and was friends w him because i felt sorry for him.genuinely liked him for a while and then he started being bitchy towards me so i began to do the same.Thought he was pathetic and honestly couldn't care less about him,just typed up my name and saw it on the urban dictionary so i did the same with his. Hes got even more pathetic now i think about it,quite obsessed with me too. Probably because im so amazing/sarc

If he didn't put my name on the urban dictionary,probably wouldn't have wrote this. Its always his fault lol
Paintbrush/pen is a pathetic asshole who probably hasn't touched any grass in a while.
Paintbrush/pen by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Paintbrush/pen 

A very pathetic person who is genuinely not likeable.Was friends with him for a few days and then began to see he was an asshole so started to fake the friendship. Genuinely don't like him and he was a bit obsessed with me after i got kicked from a server (thank god,i made fun of so many people behind their back with one of my irl friends lol ((showing my official true colours). This wouldn't have happened if stupid little paintbrush didn't put me on the urban dictionary. But really,its always his fault for everything that happens half the time and the time i used to be 'friends' with him lol
Paintbrush/pen is honestly quite pathetic. Used to be really fun to be around but then ended up being a pain in the arse.
Paintbrush/pen by YouKnowWhoPen. December 25, 2022

Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper
Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?