no-pussie-balls

Similar to the phenomenon known as blue balls, but much more severe.Caused by an hour long arousal of the P-E-N-I-S without the cool finish.

(Jack): I was fooling around with Lauren in her parents bed for several hours the other night, but I never got to penetrate and blow my load!!! I went home at 4 a.m with a hard stick and no-pussie-balls... It hurt so bad I almost wept.

(Joe): Ah that sucks buddy! Next time go see a hooker.

(Jack: Nah, I think I'll just hook up with Lauren's little sister instead.

no-pussie-balls by Dick Drake January 11, 2009

Pirate Pussie 

Child Pornography

Damn Cooper i cant wait to watch pirate pussie

Pirate Pussie by Child Pornography November 1, 2021

juju pussie 

When your pussy is tight and pink and clean

When you are having sex with your man and come fast juju pussie

juju pussie by Bawl out September 3, 2019

Panzer pussie 

An insult at a noob in a game (Mainly from Wolfenstein: ET) who cant use any other weapons so they use the Panzerfaust which needs no skill what so ever yo use.

Noob: h4ha i pwnd th4t phaGh0rt LOL H3 is t3h 5uXx0rz
Skilled player: He was AFK noob! Panzer Pussie

Panzer pussie by VexxedBunny October 11, 2006

Pusser

An individual with a hand infection with a minimum of three substances positive on his tox screen and requiring surgical intervention presenting to the emergency room no earlier than two am, quite possibly in handcuffs.

What time can I add on this pusser to the surgical schedule?

Pusser by Handdoc March 21, 2019

pussified 

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

pussified by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

peussie 

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.

"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"

peussie by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007