Skip to main content

Outlet Job 

The sexual act of becoming aroused and sticking your erected penis into an electrical outlet to stimulate the penis. Similar to wall job.
The man became so aroused and decided to give himself a Outlet Job
Outlet Job by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

outlet skeet 

To skeet in an outlet.
...it's self explanatory
-R.P.
This bitch put me on child support, so I had to Outlet Skeet her momma house.
outlet skeet by Protects Ya Outlets September 7, 2017

Outlet Neutering 

The act of suppressing a wall outlet's ability to take in plugs, usually stripping it of its several hardy holes. Also to prevent outlet reproducing (sex lmao).
Outlet: I am an outlet
Hardmanson: I've had enough, I will be outlet neutering you

Outlet: No

Outlet troll 

Wall hugging, hunched creatures most commonly found in airports and coffee shops who use outlets to fulfill their unquenchable thirst for electrical power.
I hate going to McCarran Airport, their lack of charging stations breed too many outlet trolls.
Outlet troll by MadJuju September 14, 2014

Outlet Shag 

An individual who is otherwise extremely physically attractive although may have one or a few minor eccentricities, such as boz-eyes or a slight lisp. Therefore, it is likely that they could be somewhat humbler than their "equilateral" counterparts, as they have probably only just attained their sexual prime later on in life, and as a result are less bitchy or temperamental. The lessened emotional strain is sort of like a discount or an outlet price, only with one's sexuality instead of something like a merino wool sweater.
Cameron Dante's Inferno:Wow, X from finance is so hot. Xe has a bit of a wonky eye that always spins 270 degrees when they sneeze, but that's okay because xe is so fine.

Margaret Chow: A bit out an outlet shag am I right?
Outlet Shag by Shona Willie November 27, 2017

Outlet Fucker 

1. Someone who brings severe unfortune upon themselves
2. A fucking idiot
You're such an outlet fucker, dude.
Outlet Fucker by z0mpunK January 30, 2025