sharon osbourne 

I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.

"here comes the wicked witch...which old witch the wicked witch"

sharon osbourne by Shamona January 5, 2005

Ozzy Osbourne 

King Of rock-and-roll, Loves us all. see Black Sabbath

"Did you see the new ozzy video?"
"Yeah, man, IT ROCKS!!!"

Ozzy Osbourne by ZHa_Dazigus December 8, 2003

Ozzy Osbourne 

Widely (and correctly) considered the Godfather of Heavy Metal. ^^' Friendly, easy goin', hella cool and a great guy to know, nobody plays metal better then Ozzy. ;)

Note that popular belief often attributes Ozzy to being a violent, Church-hating wife-beating alcoholist. Nothing could be further from the truth... Ozzy's a friendly guy who loves and supports his family and fans, and one of the few artists of the heavy metal genre who's modest and easy-goin' enough to not take music too seriously ;) (Example, the "wannabe-Anti Christ" Marilyn Manson XP). Black Sabbath rules!

Ozzy's an awesome guy who kicks the asses of all other artists easy. Forget Metallica, Black Sabbath will forever live on! Yeah! ^_~;

Ozzy Osbourne by Alhadis August 21, 2004

Ozzy Osbourne 

Ozzy Rulz....
Rock'N ROLL!!!
God Bless you all!

Ozzy is a sick guy but he plays metal like a god

Ozzy Osbourne by Bobby the Blobber July 23, 2003

the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.

typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.

the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007

Ozzy Osbourne 

ozzy fuckin rules damnit!!!! hes the best ever. the godfather of heavy metal!! even if he died he will always live in the hearts of true fans

me:dude ozzy kix mother fucking ass, bitch!
ozzy: i love you all but you're all fucking mad!

Ozzy Osbourne by ozzfan666 August 12, 2003

osborne 

dope, sexy, gangsta, fly, fresh.

-"yo whos that kid"
-"thats osborne"

osborne by alex o September 30, 2007