Only one beer 

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

Only one beer by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

cry in one's beer 

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

cry in one's beer by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

one beers time by Strikeout October 23, 2012

onebeerford

a person like ms ford who has one been and can't remember shit

That boob is so out of it she acts like a onebeerford

onebeerford by libloon October 4, 2018