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Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl
To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

number one, number two, number three 

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea
number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

go number two 

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.
- Mom, I gotta go number two.
go number two by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013

Make number two 

When you squeeze out some fecal matter from your anus.
After that huge dinner I need a bathroom now so I can " make number two "
Make number two by primo box October 31, 2016

going number one and number two 

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

Office Number Two 

Another way to describe any kind of bathroom, but mostly your own bathroom in your house, if you're only going there to pee, then it's known as Office Number One
I'll be right back, I need to visit Office Number Two before a brown myself