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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009
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nigerchanger 

The essence of nigerchanger is quite paradoxical: postmodern, yet anachronistic. Nigerchanger rejects the ordinary for the extraordinary, transcending basic linguistic roots to mean more than the sum of its parts.

See idort.
"You know, I was at a wig party today and I saw something odd. A man was outside and he walked up to me carrying a briefcase. Inside the briefcase there was a large collection of modern weaponry, handguns of all sorts. I looked up at him and

nigerchanger."