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Neti Hot Pot 

A Neti Hot Pot is used to clear your nasal cavities. Where a normal Neti Pot uses a saline solution, a Neti Hot Pot uses hot diarrhea. The Neti Hot Pot spout is poured into the top nostril and drained through lower nostril while head is tilted to the side. Make sure you have enough hot diarrhea to run Neti Hot Pot through both nostrils.
Paul was stuffed up and was having trouble breathing normally so Mike ate several orders of taco bell, drank a pepsi and filled up a Neti Hot Pot for Paul to use.
Neti Hot Pot by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019

Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise 

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

Neti potted 

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.
Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub
Neti potted by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

Neti Potting 

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!
My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!
Neti Potting by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021
A synonym to douchebag, because in practical terms the "netipot" is a irrigation device to cleanse a mucous filled orifice, very much like a douche, but since very few women douche anymore, it seems more appropriate to use this particular device as a synonym for asshole, dickweed, jerk, pompous loud and obnoxious human.
Look at him, he's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and is covered in fake tan. Fucking Netipot.
Netipot by Rude and Rudy July 6, 2011

Golden Netipot 

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers
"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"
Golden Netipot by Sstephan August 16, 2019