dirty mykel

When a retired but consenting and invalid person , is being forcefully powerbombed onto a bed of tomatoes, to make salsa .. the onions will be added later peppers optional...

When a toothless old woman found herself alone after he husbands passing she could only emotionally survive on dirty mykels due to her husbands passing as she was accustomed a certain lifestyle ... She was not doing it for money just to live/feel a familiar warmth..

dirty mykel by Nick 123456789 August 12, 2023

Mykaela 

Mykaela is a kind hearted and loveable person. She is beautiful inside and out and has some of the best hair in the world. She has a great sense of humour and is also a greater rapper. Mykaela has an amazing personality and always puts others before her and is great to have a good convo with. She is perfect.

Mykaela is the most perfect person in the world

Mykaela by s0me0newh0like5y0u December 4, 2018

myjellybean 

For JB chat: A wonderful place to go when you are completely bored and have absolutely nothing to do with your life. The people there vary from super cool to super bitchy and random mods ban you for no reason (but that's just sometimes). it's a great place to ask any questions you don't feel comfortable asking people in real life. it's an amazing escape.

I'm bored, guess I'll go on myjellybean.

myjellybean by hangingbyamomentherewithyou May 28, 2009

myjellybean 

Awesome chat site where eventualy everybody knows everybody if you stick around long enough. It's your favorite place to go when you are bored, but you don't dare tell your friends about it. JB ia your dirty little addicitive secret.
Every 6 months or so there is guaranteed to be drama, and like death it seems to happen in sets of 3. People faking people, making up lies, random IP bannings, and "getting" members. This makes many members mad, but yet we all stick around anyway or "quit" but really just come back a few months later.
Many supportive members. Post a pic of yourself, you're called gorgeous. Post a pic of a beautiful girl you don't like and we will call her ugly. JB has got your back. Just watch out for the evil jellybitch.
Everybody still misses the Sex Board

Myjellybean.com/chat is my secret drug, and I'm addcited.

myjellybean by JBer09 December 30, 2009

Mikela 

Mikela is a loveable kind-hearted person who is always finding something funny, usually found nibbling on junk food or drinking water. Mikela will love playing with her hair and doesn't mind someone special seeing her in the mornings. She's never in a bad mood and is always happy to talk to anyone. Everyone loves Mikela, don't deny it. She's beautiful

You're so pretty! Duh, I'm Mikela.
I love your personality! Thanks. What's your name? Mikela.
Your hair is amazing. Thanks, I'm Mikela.
What's my personality and looks out of 10? Above that, Probably around Mikela.
Don't you just love Mikela? Yeah, but she's Calum's unfortunately.

Mikela by London_guy101 April 9, 2013

Mykela 

A totally awesome girl who can't be defined in any way shape or form :)

Mykela is amazing.
Mykela is awesome.
Mykela is sexy & gorgeous .
Mykela DEFINES.

Mykela by Aquamarine . July 7, 2011

myjellybean 

A shitty online magazine but an amazing forum. The community on the JB boards is small but loyal. The personalities of different members shine through very well there. This creates awesome drama and relatively good online friendships.

It is unfortunately ruled by an evil masked administer known as Jellybitch, who’s goal is to ravage the JB community and turn it into a teeny-booper ‘chat site’/tampon fan club/outlet for paedos. JBers bravely take it upon themselves to defeat this demon, even if it means sacrificing themselves (IP bans are common play) for the greater good.

I think myjellybean.com/chat is the best site on the whole internet.

myjellybean by JBer February 2, 2008