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guitar molestation by george January 20, 2005
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Mutual Molestation
Mutual molestation is a type of consentual sexual relation in which both parties molest eachother, giving it the name mutual molestation, or "mm" for short
Mutual Molestation by TopHatTim July 5, 2019
Foot-molestation
When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.
After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.
After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.
(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.
Foot-molestation by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012
Mental Molestation
when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
Mental Molestation by nnjjred December 13, 2009
banana molestation
a sexual manuever most commonly known for both partners being covered in either maple or chocolate syrup. once the two are completely covered. insert a banana(peeled or unpeeled) into the anus of your partner. this part isnt entirely meant to increase pleasure, but feel free to take your time on this. once both bananas are in place. go ahead with your normal sexual activities.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
once complete, you are allowed to eat the banana out of your lovers ass. if fecal matter is present on the fruit, continue eating, its proper manners.
banana molestation by Jazlo January 23, 2009
Cellular Molestation
Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.
"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."
Cellular Molestation by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009