Bitchness 

An attractive female, with a bad attitude.

A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.

Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.

Hey! What's up Bitchness.

Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.

When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.

Bitchness by Nicsin December 28, 2008

Ho bitchness

A ghetto-royal introduction

A: Here comes Bonquifa's skank ass.
B: Presenting her ho bitchness!

Ho bitchness by Ghetto-Fabulousness December 23, 2011

bitchness 

inftead of having buissness a bitch would have bitch

get up out my BUISSNESS and go back to yo BITCHNEss

bitchness by dominique hankins August 6, 2003

Michessica 

Only the coolest combo you will ever meet.

Singers/songwriters/choreographers

one Michelle + one Jessica= one hot sexy fine awesome love children Michessica.

N. "Dang, did you see that Michessica looking FINE tonight? I know I did."

V. "Lets go get down and Michessica tonight! We will pimp all the ladies and even GENTELMEN!"

Michessica by Michessica January 8, 2005

MITches 

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

MITches by eniwaffles April 27, 2014

bitchness 

When someone does some bitchy stuff

Hey don’t be bullying people that’s some bitchness ass shit

bitchness by Zero from coffee December 10, 2020

bitchness 

When someone does some bitchy stuff torwards someone.

Hey don’t be bullying people that’s some bitchness ass shit

bitchness by Zero from coffee December 10, 2020